Will the movie of Fernando Torres' road to redemption be played by Dennis Quaid? Lord Higgenbottom thinks yes.
Fields E. Higgenbottom
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Our UK football (soccer) correspondent Fields E Higginbottom weighs in on Roberto Mancini's tactics
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Joey Barton's "tits are bored off by twitter," and other insane ravings from the talismanic midfielder.
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Our embedded correspondent kicks off his coverage of the beautiful game by mocking John Terry.